Don’t let “tortured artists” fool you: Reading is FUN (and so is writing)!
Also, I’m curious and compelled. This means I’ll deliver fresh perspectives that help you develop a fun and sympathetic world view.
Why do you write?
I’ll let you pick:
A) I’m a lunatic, desperate for attention.
B) I have a lot to say and my wife doesn’t have time to hear it all (but my toddler does).
C) I want to be so rich and famous that I can laugh at the suckers who made me wealthy from my big fancy “I’m a writer” space jet with the other billionaire writers.
What’s your Background?
I have been interested in entertainment for as long as I can remember. My mom says I used to sing full-length songs in English from my crib before I could talk. Go figure…
In 2021, my wife (Elana), brother (Sam), and I started our podcast: Coffin Talk.
I also have a son, Tyler, a daughter, Alice, and my wife Elana and I are expecting another daughter, Emily, in early 2024. I also index books, run a writing workshop, drink coffee, and eat avocados. OH!!! And I love my dog Penny, despite her barkaholism. And I think that’s it. I’m just here to try and make you think and laugh.
You get podcasts, essays, and a few easter eggs along the way, and if you’re non-denominational (I am) then you can call them “non-denominational eggs of joy.”
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Here are some popular links if you want to vet me further (or have fun!):
Eristicocracy - “This is your brain on arguing.”
Prestalgia - “That thing you don't get before that thing you do get.”
Happy Go Magic - “People love magic, but no one tells a kid to become a magician.”
You F%@*ing Monster - “You really want to know what we fought about?”