How To Lose Friends and Irritate People

After a hundred and ninety-nine Coffin Talk interviews wherein I ask each guest, “What do you think happens when you die?”, I feel comfortable stating the following:

All humans believe in energy.

That’s it. Thank you. Have a great week!

…I’m kidding (about the essay ending). But I’m not kidding about humans, and energy. I really do think the only thing we…